Tom Flannery
Текст песни It Has Not Been A Good Day

Woke up with a head splitting in two
If I can't remember it must be true
Reached for my wife and grabbed some air
Saw a voodoo doll sitting in my chair
It has not been a good day
Not been a good day
Another dozen and
Some lingerie
It has not been a good day

There's 100 ways to call a man dumb
And I should know I've been called each one
Some I ain't heard before
Making it hard to even the score
It has not been a good day
Not been a good day
I need a country song
And a good cliche
It has not been a good day

Opened my mouth and thus spake
History recorded man's first mistake
A well married soul is one who knows
It's best to keep his big mouth closed
It has not been a good day
It has not been a good day
Even Adam knew what not to say
It has not been a good day

Even a big ol' house has got 4 walls
That can bear down like a summer squall
Green grass surrounds a hidden moat
Where mosquitoes lurk and piranhas float
It has not been a good day
Not been a good day
Even a poor boy
Has got to pay
It has not been a good day

Opened my mouth and thus spake
History recorded man's first mistake
A well married soul is one who knows
It's best to keep his big mouth closed
It has not been a good day
It has not been a good day
Even Adam knew what not to say
It has not been a good day

Tonight when I finally reach my bed
Gonna find a punching bag instead
Take that pillow and scream until
I learn to break another's will
It has not been a good day
Not been a good day
Head where my feet used to lay
It has not been a good day